1. When there's only 1 other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you
2. Push the buttons and pretend they gave u a shock then go back for more
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones
4. Call the psychic Hotline and ask if they know what floor your on
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors shut and say, 'Hi Greg,
How's your day been?'
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream 'that's mine!'
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift
8. Move your desk into the lift and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking
11. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
12. Ask 'did you feel that?'
13. Stand really close to someone, and sniff them occasionally
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, 'its ok, don't panic, they're open again!'
15. Swat at flies that don't exist
16. Tell people that you can see their aura
17. Call out 'group hug' then endorse it
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks!"
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